Billy is a 42-year-old executive who owns a small but beautiful piece of Lakewood Ranch real estate. Living on his own, Billy often falls asleep at night watching TV. Last night, he dozed off to a piece of standup comedy. As a result, he had some vividly exciting dreams.
Billy was in a giant auditorium watching the stand-up comedy of the late and great George Carlin. It must have been the Seventies, judging by the dress and funky hairdos on the audience members. Carlin discussed people’s ongoing use and abuse of the English language. Wearing a bright blue outfit that matched his eyes, the comedian made silly faces all night on his 360-degree stage. He made some goofy, yet insightful observations of our language, like “Why are blueberries purple?” Carlin then singled Billy out and began explaining the advantages and disadvantages of being a professional comic. Billy had a huge grin on his face while sleeping in his home for sale in Lakewood Ranch.
All of a sudden, Richard Pryor appeared onstage with Carlin. The two personalities barked hilarious insults to one another until Carlin fled with his tail between his legs. Pryor then turned towards Billy and began making fun of the way he talked. The late comedian shared true stories from his personal life, like being dragged to jail for killing his car with a gun. He demonstrated how he became a praying man while experiencing his first heart attack. He even discussed the worst possible pets, from Exorcist-like Dobermans to horses, monkeys, snakes, and deer. Reliving true stories, Pryor offered valuable advice on disciplining children and being sensitive in the bedroom.
Watching DVDs in his Lakewood Ranch homes for sale, Billy remembers seeing just how much the funny personality influenced Eddie Murphy from the man’s dirty material, as well as his silly sound effects. Also, the recent death of his brother, Charlie Murphy, has been in the news. Billy is quite sure that’s what led him to dream about Mr. Murphy coming onstage. Eddie pushed Pryor out of the spotlight by making fun of him for catching his own face on fire with a drug experience gone bad. Murphy then asked Billy if he was hitched, and discussed the whole concept of marriage in-depth. Yet, when the famous personality began discussing children, Bill Cosby appeared and bumped Eddie off stage.
Dressed in a brown suit representing the early Eighties, Cosby imitated children’s favorite answer to any question, “I don’t know.” He recreated a painful trip to the dentist by recreating patients’ melting faces and attempts to spit in the doctor’s miniature toilet bowl. Cosby even went into a long routine about drugging ladies with sleeping pills in order to perform sexual acts on their sleeping bodies. Right or wrong, the audience couldn’t help but laugh, despite the crude humor. His hysterical facial expressions were eventually enough to induce so much laughter that Billy woke himself up. While he was disappointed not to be watching a professional comedian, Billy was thrilled by the high-quality sleep and vivid dreams he had in his Lakewood Ranch luxury home.
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